Thank heaven for an outfit called Verified Professionals.
Consumers can go to its Web site to find a real estate agent who is experienced, ethical and, yes, professional. In case you don’t know, the Web site states (precisely as written) what you and others seek:
Honesty, Trustworthiness & a great Reputation. These are EXACTLY the things we Verify. Win more business!
And they promise me the world:
Less than 1% of Agents are VPA™s. Get Verified and gain INSTANT Differentiation. Your VPA™ status is the perfect centerpiece of your personal branding strategy.
How very, very helpful.
It often is hard to tell the good from the bad, the Web site continues: “The choices are seemingly infinite, and the internet is full of subjective, not-entirely-reliable data and reviews about Agents.
“So, how do buyers and sellers choose the right Agent? Very often, they don’t, as the polls and surveys continue to tell us. Until now, the public has not had an objective, credible source to help them locate the kind of honest, trustworthy and reputable Agent that they desire and deserve. Like YOU.”
I love all the capital letters, which remind me of the endless scrawled missives I occasionally came across as a full-time journalist from individuals with severe emotional problems:
And that’s EXACTLY why we created VerifiedAgent.com. We INDEPENDENTLY Verify PRECISELY those things we know people most want when selecting a Real Estate Professional, and we do it objectively, by going straight to the third party sources who can corroborate these important factors. Specifically, we Verify ALL of the following:
- Agent is a Full-Time Professional
- Agent has Significant Recent Experience
- Agent has a Clean Ethical Record with applicable State Licensing Authority
- Agent is Recommended by at Least 10 Fully Satisfied Past Clients
- Agent is Confirmed as Professional, Ethical and Competent by at Least Three Peer Agents from Other Brands
To me, such prose recalls not only insanity but also either insecurity or ignorance of basic grammar.
I also am reminded of those Who’s Who junk mailings in which the recipients are encouraged to buy/subscribe to the book. One such e-mail arrived soon after I drafted this post, urging me to “Click Here to Get Noticed Today.”
For me to get verified, all I have to do is fork over $399.
I think I’ll pass.
Tomorrow: Weekly Roundup (Holidays hiatus starts Monday)
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Licensed Associate Real Estate Broker
Senior Vice President
Charles Rutenberg Realty
127 E. 56th Street
New York, NY 10022